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Unread 29-05-2008, 11:53 AM   #1
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Talking ngetawain malingsia nyooook

Demi mempertebal rasa nasionalis para kaskuser, saia mempersembahkan

Sekilas parodi dari negeri jiran….

INDONESIA : Kementerian Hukum dan HAM
MALAYSIA : Kementerian Tuduh Menuduh

INDONESIA : Kementerian Agama
MALAYSIA : Kementerian Tak Berdosa

INDONESIA : Angkatan Darat
MALAYSIA : Laskar Hentak-Hentak Bumi

INDONESIA : Angkatan Laut
MALAYSIA : Angkatan Basah Kuyup

INDONESIA : Angkatan Udara
MALAYSIA : Laskar Angin-Angin

INDONESIA : Pasukan bubar jalan !!!
MALAYSIA : Pasukan cerai berai !!!

INDONESIA : Merayap
MALAYSIA : Bersetubuh dengan bumi

INDONESIA : Purnawirawan militer
MALAYSIA : Pasukan tak berguna

update 30-05-08

INDONESIA:rumah sakit bersalin
MALAYSIA: hospital korban lelaki

INDONESIA : menteri kehutanan
MALAYSIA:menteri semak belukar

INDONESIA : telepon selular
MALAYSIA: talipon bimbit

INDONESIA: toilet
MALAYSIA:bilik termenung

INDONESIA : Pasukan terjung payung
MALAYSIA : Aska begayut

INDONESIA: ES Campur
MALAYSIA: ABC(Air Batu Campur)

INDONESIA : belok kiri, belok kanan
MALINGSIA : pusing kiri, pusing kanan

INDONESIA : buldozer
MALINGSIA : setrika bumi

INDONESIA : penghapus
MALINGSIA : pemadam

INDONESIA : Departemen Pertanian
MALAYSIA : Departemen Cucuk Tanam

INDONESIA : sendok
MALAYSIA : centong

INDONESIA : centong
MALAYSIA : sendok

INDONESIA : 6.30 = jam setengah tujuh
MALAYSIA : 6.30 = jam enam setengah

INDONESIA: gratis ngobrol 30menit
MALINGSIA: percuma berbual 30minit

INDONESIA: tidak bisa
MALINGSIA: tak boleh

INDONESIA: ok lah, gw mo tidur dulu
MALINGSIA: k larr, aku nak tido

INDONESIA: WC
MALINGSIA: tandas

INDONESIA : Biji P*l*r
MALAYSIA : Buah manggut2 geleng2

INDONESIA :Nyep*nk
MALAYSIA : Teguk kelamin

INDONESIA : anak kecil
MALAYSIA : budak cilik

INDONESIA: Satpam
MALAYSIA: Penunggu Maling

INDONESIA : Mil/per-jam (MPH)
MALAYSIA : Batu-sejam (Bsj) Ni bangsa masih jaman Batu ternyata...

INDONESIA : Polisi
MALAYSIA : Pak Rela (bukannya polis bro )

INDONESIA: Aduk
MALAYSIA : Kacau

INDONESIA : PANTAT
MALAYSIA : M*M*K/V*G**A

INDONESIA: Di aduk hingga merata
MALAYSIA : kacaukan tuk datar

INDONESIA: anak kecil lagi kejar-kejaran
MALAYSIA : tak boleh kau memburu dia

INDONESIA : 7 putaran
MALAYSIA : 7 pusingan

INDONESIA : Imut-imut
MALAYSIA : Comel benar

INDONESIA : pejabat negara
MALAYSIA : kaki tangan negara

INDONESIA :bertengkar
MALAYSIA:bertumbuk

INDONESIA : pemerkosaan
MALAYSIA : perogolan

INDONESIA : Pencopet
MALAYSIA : Penyeluk Saku

INDONESIA: joystick
MALAYSIA: batang senang

INDONESIA : Tidur siang
MALAYSIA: Petang telentang

INDONESIA : ONA*N*
MALAYSIA : Tarik - Dorong Kelamin

INDONESIA: cuci mobil
MALAYSIA: cuci kereta

INDONESIA: lemari es
MALAYSIA: petidingin

INDONESIA : Air Hangat
MALINGSIA : Air Suam

INDONESIA : Ikan Teri
MALINGSIA : Ikan Bilis

INDONESIA : Terasi
MALINGSIA : Belacan

INDONESIA : Tahun Lalu
MALINGSIA : Tahun Lepas

INDONESIA : Pengacara
MALAYSIA : Penguam


INDONESIA : Sepatu
MALAYSIA : Kasut

INDONESIA : Ban
MALAYSIA : Tayar (diambil dari cara baca tulisan Tyre dalam english)

INDONESIA : remote
MALAYSIA : kawalan jauh

INDONESIA : kulkas
MALAYSIA eti sejuk

INDONESIA : chatting
MALAYSIA :bilik berbual

INDONESIA : selang air
MALAYSIA :karet

INDONESIA : rusak
MALAYSIA :tak sihat

INDONESIA : rusak
MALAYSIA :bomba

INDONESIA : sabuk pengaman di pesawat
MALAYSIA :tali keledar

INDONESIA : keliling kota
MALAYSIA : pusing pusing ke bandar

INDONESIA: aqua= air mineral
MALAYSIA: aqua= perek (beneran gak ya)

INDONESIA : Tank
MALAYSIA : Kereta kebal

INDONESIA : Jalan-jalan
MALAYSIA : Makan angin

INDONESIA : Helm
MALAYSIA : Topi Keledar

INDONESIA : Kedatangan
MALAYSIA : ketibaan

INDONESIA : bersenang-senang
MALAYSIA : berseronok

INDONESIA : Penjudi
MALAYSIA : Kaki Judi

INDONESIA : Pemabuk
MALAYSIA : Kaki Botol

INDONESIA : bioskop
MALAYSIA : panggung wayang

INDONESIA :rumah sakit jiwa
MALAYSIA :gubuk gila

INDONESIA : dokter ahli jiwa
MALAYSIA : DoKter gila

INDONESIA : narkoba
MALAYSIA : dadah

INDONESIA : Pintu darurat
MALAYSIA : Pintu kecemasan

INDONESIA : Hantu pocongk
MALAYSIA : hantu Bungkus



ayo tambahin

copas or ripos dihalalken krn dulu ada banyak tred kyk gini sebelom kaskus di-hack

ditunggu partisipasi para kaskuser

dont forget 2

say thanks or GRP

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Unread 29-05-2008, 11:54 AM   #2
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no pertamax ye

dah gak jaman
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Unread 29-05-2008, 11:55 AM   #3
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MALAYSIA : Bersetubuh dengan bumi

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TIndaKan yg Sangat TidaK TerPuji..!!!
usaha bos

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izin nambahin bos

indo : menteri kehutanan
malingsia:menteri semak belukar
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hahahaha lucu -lucu nih...

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